http://iconia.canonist.com/2008/02/11/guest-post-in-defense-of-art-theft/ Wherever faith meets art. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:19:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 http://iconia.canonist.com/2008/02/11/guest-post-in-defense-of-art-theft/#comment-21458 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:34:24 +0000 http://iconia.canonist.com/2008/02/11/guest-post-in-defense-of-art-theft/#comment-21458 Good stuff! LOL Good stuff! LOL

]]> http://iconia.canonist.com/2008/02/11/guest-post-in-defense-of-art-theft/#comment-21449 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:39:29 +0000 http://iconia.canonist.com/2008/02/11/guest-post-in-defense-of-art-theft/#comment-21449 As an indestructible being of cogency and clarity in the art world, I find your entry to be the diabolic work of Satan. I am absolutely appalled that you would even try to make light of what is now being referred to as “the artistic holocaust of the 21st century”. Even if you could muster a shred of credibility to create this message of extreme revulsion, it would still be the equivalent of begging for death while strapped to the electric chair. This ignorant poppycock is just the attention grabbing antics of a loose harlot disguised as a journalist. It has long been said, that journalism is the institution where the creatively retarded come for recess. Well my friend, you have truly captured the essence of that hypothesis. As high society sits trembling with fear and shock, you make light of this great travesty. The angelic world of art mourns collectively; I barely could even sip my zinfandel when I heard the news. I just wish we lived in a better world, a world where middle class rejects like Michael Dubitzky didn’t have a form to spread his message of hate. I have contacted the internet. A high profile report has been filed detailing the level of ant-art rhetoric you seem proud displaying. Mr. Dubitzky I don’t think you would enjoy me making a mockery of the last Budweiser being drank or last cheese fry being consumed, would you? Well, my friend you came out with two-fisted attack against the world I adore and represent to the fullest of my transcendent capabilities. The wrath of shamus Goldensteinbergbaum has been brought to life. Be prepared to witness awe-inspiring force served with undeniable grace! As an indestructible being of cogency and clarity in the art world, I find your entry to be the diabolic work of Satan. I am absolutely appalled that you would even try to make light of what is now being referred to as “the artistic holocaust of the 21st century”. Even if you could muster a shred of credibility to create this message of extreme revulsion, it would still be the equivalent of begging for death while strapped to the electric chair. This ignorant poppycock is just the attention grabbing antics of a loose harlot disguised as a journalist. It has long been said, that journalism is the institution where the creatively retarded come for recess. Well my friend, you have truly captured the essence of that hypothesis. As high society sits trembling with fear and shock, you make light of this great travesty. The angelic world of art mourns collectively; I barely could even sip my zinfandel when I heard the news. I just wish we lived in a better world, a world where middle class rejects like Michael Dubitzky didn’t have a form to spread his message of hate. I have contacted the internet. A high profile report has been filed detailing the level of ant-art rhetoric you seem proud displaying. Mr. Dubitzky I don’t think you would enjoy me making a mockery of the last Budweiser being drank or last cheese fry being consumed, would you? Well, my friend you came out with two-fisted attack against the world I adore and represent to the fullest of my transcendent capabilities. The wrath of shamus Goldensteinbergbaum has been brought to life. Be prepared to witness awe-inspiring force served with undeniable grace!

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